pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes

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Princess Peach for the win bitches

My dad says he want a rematch

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Some people never learn

2014 Young Hollywood Awards

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

sprinkleofglitr:

A very swish moment on the blue carpet with @justmattwatson for the #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Premiere. 💗☺️ http://ift.tt/1x7EbMJ

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

the ladies of pixar (excluding some minor characters)

frienclzone:

when a teacher postpones a test

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tittyspears:

me

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

collapsed:

everyone im interested in is too hot for me…

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